Friday, August 04, 2006

Outtie #18 (Strange Sentences)

"The stars have ears."

Here is a strange sentence. Suppose you walked by a group of people and heard one of them say this sentence. What was the group talking about? Create a situation in which it would make perfect sense to say this sentence.

Example:
There are so many satellites in the sky watching and listening. It is as if the stars have ears.

18 Comments:

At Sunday, August 06, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some children wore star costumes in the school play and their ears stuck out of the costumes. The stars have ears.

 
At Sunday, August 06, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you noticed that both the sheriff and deputy of our town have big ears? The stars have ears.

 
At Sunday, August 06, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some Hollywood movie stars were having a big barbeque. Corn on the cob was served to all of them. The stars have ears.

 
At Wednesday, August 09, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somewhere out there an alien race is listening for us just as we are listening for them. The stars have ears.

 
At Wednesday, August 09, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A traveler got lost and looked up to the night sky, asking which direction to go. A shooting star pointed to the correct direction. The stars have ears.

 
At Wednesday, August 09, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The astronauts could not talk in a normal volume to Houston. They said, "Houston, we have a problem. The stars have ears."

 
At Wednesday, August 09, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Starfish in the ocean heard a noise and quickly move out of the way before a big fish came along. The stars have ears.

 
At Wednesday, August 09, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Astronauts in space had the radio on and the stars twinkled to the beat. The stars have ears.

 
At Wednesday, August 09, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gary Coleman heard a fan in the crowd call out to him. "What you talkin' about"? Coleman says. The stars have ears.

 
At Wednesday, August 09, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I went to a Vulcan convention. Everyone there was wearing their ears. When Leonard Nimoy and the other Vulcan stars came out, even the stars have ears.

 
At Wednesday, August 09, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The little stars in my "Chicken and Stars" soup have little bumps on each side of them. It looks like the stars have ears.

 
At Wednesday, August 09, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

One starry night there was an explosion in a corn field. Ears of corn shot high into the sky. Now, the stars have ears.

 
At Sunday, August 20, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A secret agent is wearing a star pin with a microphone on it. The stars have ears.

 
At Sunday, August 20, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The cow jumped over the moon and whispered a secret to the spoon. The stars have ears.

 
At Sunday, August 20, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you look up and wish upon a star and it comes true, the stars have ears.

 
At Sunday, August 20, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

One night my satellite TV went out just before my favorite show. I stomped outside and screamed up at the sky. I wonder if the stars have ears.

 
At Sunday, August 20, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you sing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" and the stars twinkle back, you know the stars have ears.

 
At Sunday, August 20, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

When the famous Ringo Starr and his brother were born, the doctor checked them over and said, "The stars (Starrs) have ears."

 

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